Page 3 The Straight Poop JUNE 2010

 

Kamper Profile: Alder & Nikon Warren

Alder & Nikon are German Wirehaired and Shorthaired Pointers (respectively) belonging to Kyle and Samantha Warren. True to breed, they’re both highly energetic, intelligent, and with a keen instinct for the hunt. They’ve been Kampers for nearly 2 years now, and it’s been great having them around!

Alder was named for Alder Stream Township in Western Maine, and came in 2001 into a family with a long tradition of hunting and operating hunting camps. Right from the start, she showed herself to be, as her parents say, "Headstrong, independent, proud, and with a brilliant intellect and hunting ability…Alder was wise beyond her years." Two years later, when Kyle took Samantha on one of their first dates, Alder, a jealous chaperone at first, dropped a malodorous gift right in the bed of his truck. It didn’t take everyone long to get over it. When Kyle and Sam were married in 2005, Alder served as their "ring bearess," carrying the rings in a tennis ball tied with red ribbon around her neck.

Whereas Alder came from out of state, Nikon was found in Rumford. On the way to a friend’s barbecue, Sam & Kyle spotted a sign at the side of the road saying "Puppies for Sale." On the way back home, they saw the other side of the sign, which said "German Shorthaired Pointers for Sale" and saw the puppies playing outside. They HAD to stop. They chose the first-born, a male, and wrote their two final choices for names (Meddler & Nikon) on tennis balls and allowed Alder to select her baby brother’s new name, and he came home two weeks later. According to Sam, "That first night, he cried from his crate for a few seconds and was immediately brought into the bed where he slept soundly the entire night. He has slept in the bed every night since. Meanwhile, Alder began sleeping in his crate, and the two formed a unique bond that we still don't entirely believe or understand. Alder, a dominant dog who used to be a bit of a grouch with others dogs, has developed a tolerance thanks to her brother, and while she still is the Queen B (Nikon will retrieve the tennis ball but lay it at her feet so she doesn't get mad), often times, we’ll discover them curled up together."

We think they’re awesome! Nikon LIVES for tennis ball fetch, and Alder will take Luc on a hunt in the yard if he whispers to her: "Alder, where’s the bird?" They enjoy their time here and the company of others, and we’re happy to have them whenever possible. Thanks, Sam & Kyle!


Vote YES on 1!                  Continued from page 1

Just as one example, auto repair businesses within 10 miles of the border of New Hampshire might as well either close their doors or move them across the state line, where there will be no sales taxes on parts or labor...because that’s exactly where all their customers are going to go.

I, personally, also have a HUGE problem with the fact that the legislation was written with the help of private corporate tax personnel, with the express intent of making the new law friendlier to them, while placing an unwieldy burden on small-fry businesses like Kamp K9. THEY like it because they can attract more high-bracket salary candidates from out of state who are worried about Maine’s income tax burden. (Like there are no Mainers who need the work!)

If it means anything to you, charitable organizations will lose part of their tax-exempt status. If you take a cab to or from the airport, you’re going to be taxed. Your out-of-state calls will have additional taxes on them. As a musician, I will lose work, because my band will have to start charging sales tax along with its fees, which will price them and many other bands out of reach for many wedding receptions and other events. My bandleader, whose sole source of income is the band, will take another huge hit in the middle of a recession. And yet...health club memberships and repair labor from an electrician won’t be taxable? What gets taxed and what doesn’t with this new law doesn’t make a lot of sense at times.

Maine needs tax reform badly, but not like this. Please vote yes on question 1!

 

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